<h2>Got a problem? Congratulations, so do we.</h2>

Got a problem? Congratulations, so do we.

Below you’ll find answers. Not necessarily good ones, but answers.

Affordable? Yes. Emotionally priceless.

  • Returns

    Yes, but please measure yourself first.

  • Quality check

    We looked at it once and said "yeah, good enough".

  • High standards?

    Wrong website.

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FAQ

Do you ship worldwide?

Nope. Just the UK. Dealing with international customs sounds like a nightmare, and we like our sanity.

Can I return something if I don't like it?

Technically, yes. Do we want your sad little parcel back? Not really. But apparently that’s how “policies” work.

Will your clothes make me cooler?

No. But at least people will think you’ve got a sense of humour while you’re not being cool.

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