Set expectations before the job even starts with the Construction Hourly Rate design. Featuring bold yellow-and-white text with a hammer and gear graphic, it hilariously outlines your rates: $100/hr standard, $150/hr if you watch, $175/hr if you help, $200/hr if you worked on it first, and $250/hr if you tell me how to do my job. Ideal for builders, carpenters, electricians, and anyone in the trades who’s tired of “supervisors” who don’t get paid. It’s the ultimate sarcastic warning label for your work ethic.
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Introducing the ultimate Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, crafted for comfort and style. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight fabric feels blissful against the skin and is perfect for all-day wear. The classic fit and crew neckline provide a versatile look that fits seamlessly into any wardrobe, whether you’re dressing up for an event or keeping it casual. Perfect for those who appreciate thoughtful design and sustainable fashion, this tee is a must-have for anyone wanting to express their personality and humour, particularly those in the construction industry. Ideal for casual outings, workdays, or as a conversation starter at home gatherings, this shirt is an excellent gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because!
Product features - Without side seams for a sleeker look and less fabric waste. - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and enhances comfort. - Shoulder tape stabilises seams, ensuring the durability of the garment. - Made from ethically sourced, high-quality cotton for a soft touch. - DTF printing ensures vibrant and durable designs on the fabric.
Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
Set expectations before the job even starts with the Construction Hourly Rate design. Featuring bold yellow-and-white text with a hammer and gear graphic, it hilariously outlines your rates: $100/hr standard, $150/hr if you watch, $175/hr if you help, $200/hr if you worked on it first, and $250/hr if you tell me how to do my job. Ideal for builders, carpenters, electricians, and anyone in the trades who’s tired of “supervisors” who don’t get paid. It’s the ultimate sarcastic warning label for your work ethic.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Introducing the ultimate Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, crafted for comfort and style. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight fabric feels blissful against the skin and is perfect for all-day wear. The classic fit and crew neckline provide a versatile look that fits seamlessly into any wardrobe, whether you’re dressing up for an event or keeping it casual. Perfect for those who appreciate thoughtful design and sustainable fashion, this tee is a must-have for anyone wanting to express their personality and humour, particularly those in the construction industry. Ideal for casual outings, workdays, or as a conversation starter at home gatherings, this shirt is an excellent gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because!
Product features - Without side seams for a sleeker look and less fabric waste. - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and enhances comfort. - Shoulder tape stabilises seams, ensuring the durability of the garment. - Made from ethically sourced, high-quality cotton for a soft touch. - DTF printing ensures vibrant and durable designs on the fabric.
Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
Everyday Essentials, Just With a Slightly Ruder Personality
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If It’s Blank, We Consider That a Challenge
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