Description

Scalpels are for amateurs - real surgeons use plungers. This sarcastic plumber notebook celebrates the true heroes of messy emergencies: the Drain Surgeons.

With its bold design and sturdy spiral binding, it’s perfect for jotting down job notes, pipe measurements, sarcastic sketches, or a running list of excuses for why you can’t come fix Aunt Karen’s sink for free.

Ideal as a plumbing gift, this notebook is equal parts practical and hilarious - whether it’s for a plumber, apprentice, or anyone who knows drains don’t fix themselves.

 Why it’s a clean (ish) choice:

  • Bold “Drain Surgeon” design with plunger graphic.

  • Durable spiral notebook for notes, sketches, or job logs.

  • Perfect funny plumber gift idea for work, college, or the toolbox.

 

Every drain deserves a hero with a notebook.

Introducing a vibrant A5 notebook that is perfect for your thoughts, notes, and doodles! This eye-catching notebook offers a unique blend of functionality and style, making it the ideal companion for students, professionals, and creatives alike. With its bright colours and glossy finish, this notebook inspires creativity and adds a splash of enthusiasm to your writing space. Perfect for back-to-school season, birthdays, or a thoughtful gift for any aspiring writer or planner. Whether jotting down ideas at work, sketching in a café, or keeping a personal journal, this notebook complements various occasions and celebrations.

Product features
- Vibrant colours enhance creativity and look stunning.
- Rounded edges and glossy finish for a polished appearance.
- Wire-o binding makes flipping pages effortless.
- High-quality 90gsm paper designed for smooth writing.
- Compact A5 size is perfect for on-the-go use.

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.

Product form

Drain Surgeon - Funny Plumber A5 Spiral Notebook

£12.20Incl. VAT

SKU: 23564591230701688811

    • Made to be worn, sipped from, or shown off without apology

    • Bold designs that turn heads (and maybe raise eyebrows)

    • Works as a conversation starter or an argument starter

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    Description

    Scalpels are for amateurs - real surgeons use plungers. This sarcastic plumber notebook celebrates the true heroes of messy emergencies: the Drain Surgeons.

    With its bold design and sturdy spiral binding, it’s perfect for jotting down job notes, pipe measurements, sarcastic sketches, or a running list of excuses for why you can’t come fix Aunt Karen’s sink for free.

    Ideal as a plumbing gift, this notebook is equal parts practical and hilarious - whether it’s for a plumber, apprentice, or anyone who knows drains don’t fix themselves.

     Why it’s a clean (ish) choice:

    • Bold “Drain Surgeon” design with plunger graphic.

    • Durable spiral notebook for notes, sketches, or job logs.

    • Perfect funny plumber gift idea for work, college, or the toolbox.

     

    Every drain deserves a hero with a notebook.

    Introducing a vibrant A5 notebook that is perfect for your thoughts, notes, and doodles! This eye-catching notebook offers a unique blend of functionality and style, making it the ideal companion for students, professionals, and creatives alike. With its bright colours and glossy finish, this notebook inspires creativity and adds a splash of enthusiasm to your writing space. Perfect for back-to-school season, birthdays, or a thoughtful gift for any aspiring writer or planner. Whether jotting down ideas at work, sketching in a café, or keeping a personal journal, this notebook complements various occasions and celebrations.

    Product features
    - Vibrant colours enhance creativity and look stunning.
    - Rounded edges and glossy finish for a polished appearance.
    - Wire-o binding makes flipping pages effortless.
    - High-quality 90gsm paper designed for smooth writing.
    - Compact A5 size is perfect for on-the-go use.

    Care instructions
    - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.

    • Everyday Essentials, Just With a Slightly Ruder Personality

      Wear it, drink from it, or gift it. Either way, it’ll make someone roll their eyes.

    • If It’s Blank, We Consider That a Challenge

      We’ll fill it with sarcasm - clothes, gifts, and home decor included.

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