Scalpels are for amateurs - real surgeons use plungers. This sarcastic plumber notebook celebrates the true heroes of messy emergencies: the Drain Surgeons.
With its bold design and sturdy spiral binding, it’s perfect for jotting down job notes, pipe measurements, sarcastic sketches, or a running list of excuses for why you can’t come fix Aunt Karen’s sink for free.
Ideal as a plumbing gift, this notebook is equal parts practical and hilarious - whether it’s for a plumber, apprentice, or anyone who knows drains don’t fix themselves.
Why it’s a clean (ish) choice:
Bold “Drain Surgeon” design with plunger graphic.
Durable spiral notebook for notes, sketches, or job logs.
Perfect funny plumber gift idea for work, college, or the toolbox.
Every drain deserves a hero with a notebook.
Introducing a vibrant A5 notebook that is perfect for your thoughts, notes, and doodles! This eye-catching notebook offers a unique blend of functionality and style, making it the ideal companion for students, professionals, and creatives alike. With its bright colours and glossy finish, this notebook inspires creativity and adds a splash of enthusiasm to your writing space. Perfect for back-to-school season, birthdays, or a thoughtful gift for any aspiring writer or planner. Whether jotting down ideas at work, sketching in a café, or keeping a personal journal, this notebook complements various occasions and celebrations.
Product features - Vibrant colours enhance creativity and look stunning. - Rounded edges and glossy finish for a polished appearance. - Wire-o binding makes flipping pages effortless. - High-quality 90gsm paper designed for smooth writing. - Compact A5 size is perfect for on-the-go use.
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.
Drain Surgeon - Funny Plumber A5 Spiral Notebook
£12.20Incl. VAT
SKU: 23564591230701688811
Shipped today?Order within:
Dec 09, 2025 17:00:00 +0000
Made to be worn, sipped from, or shown off without apology
Bold designs that turn heads (and maybe raise eyebrows)
Works as a conversation starter or an argument starter
Scalpels are for amateurs - real surgeons use plungers. This sarcastic plumber notebook celebrates the true heroes of messy emergencies: the Drain Surgeons.
With its bold design and sturdy spiral binding, it’s perfect for jotting down job notes, pipe measurements, sarcastic sketches, or a running list of excuses for why you can’t come fix Aunt Karen’s sink for free.
Ideal as a plumbing gift, this notebook is equal parts practical and hilarious - whether it’s for a plumber, apprentice, or anyone who knows drains don’t fix themselves.
Why it’s a clean (ish) choice:
Bold “Drain Surgeon” design with plunger graphic.
Durable spiral notebook for notes, sketches, or job logs.
Perfect funny plumber gift idea for work, college, or the toolbox.
Every drain deserves a hero with a notebook.
Introducing a vibrant A5 notebook that is perfect for your thoughts, notes, and doodles! This eye-catching notebook offers a unique blend of functionality and style, making it the ideal companion for students, professionals, and creatives alike. With its bright colours and glossy finish, this notebook inspires creativity and adds a splash of enthusiasm to your writing space. Perfect for back-to-school season, birthdays, or a thoughtful gift for any aspiring writer or planner. Whether jotting down ideas at work, sketching in a café, or keeping a personal journal, this notebook complements various occasions and celebrations.
Product features - Vibrant colours enhance creativity and look stunning. - Rounded edges and glossy finish for a polished appearance. - Wire-o binding makes flipping pages effortless. - High-quality 90gsm paper designed for smooth writing. - Compact A5 size is perfect for on-the-go use.
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.
Everyday Essentials, Just With a Slightly Ruder Personality
Wear it, drink from it, or gift it. Either way, it’ll make someone roll their eyes.
If It’s Blank, We Consider That a Challenge
We’ll fill it with sarcasm - clothes, gifts, and home decor included.
