Nothing screams “man of mystery” quite like talking to pipes. This sarcastic plumber tee turns your everyday battle with leaks, clogs, and questionable DIY disasters into something almost mystical (we said almost).
Perfect for plumbers who secretly believe they could charge by the hour just for listening, or for anyone who wants to look like they’re on a spiritual journey with copper tubing. Made from soft cotton with a bold design that says, “Yes, I fix toilets, and yes, I’m cooler than you.” Wear it to work, at the pub, or while explaining for the thousandth time that duct tape is not a permanent solution.
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Width, in
18.00
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24.00
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28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Introducing our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, the perfect blend of comfort and style. This versatile piece is designed for everyone, offering a relaxed fit that pairs well with both casual jeans and dressier trousers. The lightweight, breathable cotton ensures you'll feel great wearing it all year round. Ideal for maintenance professionals or anyone who appreciates a good pun, this tee adds a fun twist to your wardrobe. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just as a gift to yourself, it encapsulates a playful spirit while keeping comfort in mind. Wear it out with friends or during laid-back days at home - this T-shirt is a must-have for your collection!
Product features - Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste - Elastic ribbed knit collar that maintains its shape - Shoulder tape stabilises the garment and prevents stretching - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and durability - Ethically produced in Bangladesh with Oeko-Tex certification for safety
Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
Pipe Whisperer Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt - Funny Plumber Gift
£20.72Incl. VAT
SKU: 23758073805777567495
Made to be worn, sipped from, or shown off without apology
Bold designs that turn heads (and maybe raise eyebrows)
Works as a conversation starter or an argument starter
Nothing screams “man of mystery” quite like talking to pipes. This sarcastic plumber tee turns your everyday battle with leaks, clogs, and questionable DIY disasters into something almost mystical (we said almost).
Perfect for plumbers who secretly believe they could charge by the hour just for listening, or for anyone who wants to look like they’re on a spiritual journey with copper tubing. Made from soft cotton with a bold design that says, “Yes, I fix toilets, and yes, I’m cooler than you.” Wear it to work, at the pub, or while explaining for the thousandth time that duct tape is not a permanent solution.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Introducing our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, the perfect blend of comfort and style. This versatile piece is designed for everyone, offering a relaxed fit that pairs well with both casual jeans and dressier trousers. The lightweight, breathable cotton ensures you'll feel great wearing it all year round. Ideal for maintenance professionals or anyone who appreciates a good pun, this tee adds a fun twist to your wardrobe. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just as a gift to yourself, it encapsulates a playful spirit while keeping comfort in mind. Wear it out with friends or during laid-back days at home - this T-shirt is a must-have for your collection!
Product features - Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste - Elastic ribbed knit collar that maintains its shape - Shoulder tape stabilises the garment and prevents stretching - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and durability - Ethically produced in Bangladesh with Oeko-Tex certification for safety
Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
Everyday Essentials, Just With a Slightly Ruder Personality
Wear it, drink from it, or gift it. Either way, it’ll make someone roll their eyes.
If It’s Blank, We Consider That a Challenge
We’ll fill it with sarcasm - clothes, gifts, and home decor included.
