Forget fresh coffee - real plumbers start their day with something stronger: the smell of drains in the morning. This funny plumber T-shirt is a tribute to the unsung heroes who deal with everything you’d rather not think about… and still keep a straight face.
Made from premium cotton, this sarcastic tee is as durable as the blockages you’ll be clearing. With its bold skull-and-wrench design, it’s perfect for job sites, weekend wear, or scaring clients who think they can “just pour some bleach down it.”
Ideal as a novelty plumbing gift, it’s perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or any day a plumber deserves a laugh (and they deserve a lot).
Why it’s a clean choice (ironically):
Bold, sarcastic slogan: There’s Nothing Like the Smell of Drains in the Morning.
Premium cotton comfort - because plumbers earn it.
Perfect funny plumber gift idea for sparkies of the sewer world.
Heroes wear capes, but plumbers wear T-shirts that smell like victory (and drains).
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Introducing the perfect addition to your wardrobe - a stylish and comfortable unisex t-shirt! This shirt embodies a casual yet edgy vibe, making it perfect for everyday wear or laid-back outings. Whether you're a skilled tradesperson, a DIY enthusiast, or simply love unique statement pieces, this t-shirt caters to your personality. It's ideal for holidays like Father's Day, birthdays, or even casual get-togethers with friends, adding a touch of personality to any occasion.
Product features - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and lasting durability. - Classic fit with crew neckline makes it versatile for any occasion. - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash. - Ethically sourced US cotton, ensuring sustainable manufacturing practices. - Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) is comfortable for year-round wear.
Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
Smell of Drains in the Morning - Funny Plumber T-Shirt
£18.84Incl. VAT
SKU: 23997568918783856385
Made to be worn, sipped from, or shown off without apology
Bold designs that turn heads (and maybe raise eyebrows)
Works as a conversation starter or an argument starter
Forget fresh coffee - real plumbers start their day with something stronger: the smell of drains in the morning. This funny plumber T-shirt is a tribute to the unsung heroes who deal with everything you’d rather not think about… and still keep a straight face.
Made from premium cotton, this sarcastic tee is as durable as the blockages you’ll be clearing. With its bold skull-and-wrench design, it’s perfect for job sites, weekend wear, or scaring clients who think they can “just pour some bleach down it.”
Ideal as a novelty plumbing gift, it’s perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or any day a plumber deserves a laugh (and they deserve a lot).
Why it’s a clean choice (ironically):
Bold, sarcastic slogan: There’s Nothing Like the Smell of Drains in the Morning.
Premium cotton comfort - because plumbers earn it.
Perfect funny plumber gift idea for sparkies of the sewer world.
Heroes wear capes, but plumbers wear T-shirts that smell like victory (and drains).
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Introducing the perfect addition to your wardrobe - a stylish and comfortable unisex t-shirt! This shirt embodies a casual yet edgy vibe, making it perfect for everyday wear or laid-back outings. Whether you're a skilled tradesperson, a DIY enthusiast, or simply love unique statement pieces, this t-shirt caters to your personality. It's ideal for holidays like Father's Day, birthdays, or even casual get-togethers with friends, adding a touch of personality to any occasion.
Product features - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and lasting durability. - Classic fit with crew neckline makes it versatile for any occasion. - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash. - Ethically sourced US cotton, ensuring sustainable manufacturing practices. - Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) is comfortable for year-round wear.
Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
Everyday Essentials, Just With a Slightly Ruder Personality
Wear it, drink from it, or gift it. Either way, it’ll make someone roll their eyes.
If It’s Blank, We Consider That a Challenge
We’ll fill it with sarcasm - clothes, gifts, and home decor included.
